"The worst pies in London"

I wish I could skip the first post.  So I will.  HA!

Today marks the start of my 5th "two week wait."

Goals for this cycle:
-Spend less then $100 of HPT's.
-Don't bruise boobs while checking for tenderness.
-Refrain from checking boobs in the elevator with the camera at work.
-Remember to snap a photo if I catch the cat wandering around with an HPT strip in his mouth.

New Vocabulary:
Meat Curtains- a term used to describe the labia after giving birth.  Ew.

Anticipations:
-Leading a training at work
-Date with an old friend
-Day off on Thurs.
-Haircut finally.

Things TTC made me say:
"God I never want to orgasm ever again."
"Do you think the sperms are dizzy?"