Today may or may not be 3 DPO. Surely, that means it's high time to start testing. In other news, my bellybutton feels weird. Clearly I'm pregnant. Also, I had cramps, my tongue looked red, my cat looked at me funny and I felt vaguely queasy when I scooped the litter box last night. Maybe I should buy a car seat this weekend.
I made my wife return the sperm tank tonight. She should experience some part of this madness. Thank god I have the day off tomorrow.
Today, one of my students asked if she could spend the weekend at my house. Was hysterical laughter the right response?
Minutes Exercised:
0
Emotional Climate:
Guilty with a chance of moping.
Current Paranoias:
-An all republican senate
-Rising sperm prices
-Premature menopause
-Bethesda never putting out another Elderscrolls game
New Vocabulary:
"Cerval Palsy"- damage to the brains of wild african cats before age 22
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